This past spring, Yuvraj has gained a concerning amount of weight for an individual of his age and predisposition. Eyewitnesses report a growing layer of fat around his stomach, thighs, arms, and general body. Yuvi has begun to frequently sport dark-colored hoodies featuring recognizable anime franchises, an action seen as an attempt to connect with “wee-a-boos” of shared interest or to hide his unflattering physical features (perhaps a combination of both).

How did this happen?

To explain this sudden and unexpected weight increase, food nutritionist Tony Chopper weighs in on the matter. “Gaining this much mass in only a matter of months,” Chopper relays, “must be a result of a willful change in diet or activity. Lifestyle changes such as consuming unhealthy junk foods generally lead to these sorts of cases.”

Yuvraj has reportedly been eating copious amounts of sugar, oatmeal, and chocolate chip cookies from a local University of Pittsburgh apartment in which he squats regularly. An anonymous tip reported to YuviKNews says that “[Yuvi] is eating as many as three, four, or even five cookies at a time! I fill up the cookie jar, and the next day I walk into the apartment and see Yuvraj licking his lips with cookie crumbs speckled down his shirt. I open the jar. It’s all gone.”

Yuvi’s Response

When asked his opinion on the matter, Yuvi immediately became defensive, denying that any weight gain at all had happened. This may have been convincing if he said that he said that he had only gained a few pounds, but implying that he didn’t at least partially look like Brenden Fraiser’s titular character in The Whale was a bold faced lie.

After his initial denial, Yuvraj eventually opened up to the press about his body transformation. He claimed to be bulking up for the summer. When questioned if he had changed (or begun) his weekly gym routine, Yuvi refused further comment.

Brighter Tomorrows

Clearly, Yuvi’s lack of dietary control has resulted in a less-than-ideal physical appearance, but the end result isn’t fully realized yet. “With a swift change in diet and exercise, Yuvi could make a full recovery from bucket of lard to below-average individual,” Chopper hopes. Whether this change is a temporary setback or a springboard for more disastrous life choices, only time will reveal. More information as it happens live on YuviKNews.